Chapter 25: Real Steel - World's Biggest Pot Pie

Alright, Charlie Boy. You're gonna listen to this whole episode, Charlie Boy or I'm gonna beat you within an inch of you're life, Charlie Boy. You ever see faces in inanimate objects, and you're like "bunny", but really it's a machine about to take over the world? Has that ever happened to you? "EYAAEUGH" is the noise they make when they come for you, but if you're careful you can get them to box for you. Just remember kids, planned obsolescence is inevitable, and just like Purple Man Big Glove, destiny arrives. All the same. Big is bad, small is good. And in the tale as old as time, humans are small and Robots is big. Except Atom, cuz he got hands. Zeus looks like a Bionicle, so we know for sure he's big. Just like our archenemy, Megatron. But maybe all is not lost for the bot-folk in the boxing ring. Maybe they can become......self-aware..... But only if they stop eating the cookies and go bake the cake. Snap Crackle Pop, you Shaggy Goose Egg Bois, cuz we're just like the Keebler Elves. aaaaaaand if you can only take away one thing from today's episode, remember that Hugh Jackman will outlive us all. Mainly because he only counts his chickens once they're eggs, never before. Also, don't forget to stay tuned for the meaning of Moms and Dads, because even parents need love sometimes. Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: [email protected] Website: https://anchor.fm/al-pacino