Chapter 27: Dungeons & Dragons - Humanity is a Hi-Chew

Get ready to rack 'em or role 'em all you Shaggy Goose Egg Bois, cuz this week it's all about adventure. And that adventure was within ourselves all along. Or it would have been if Courtney Solomon hadn't been on all the pills. In the words of one rouge-ish individual, "WE WERE THIS CLOSE TO GREATNESS". However, instead of achieving greatness, we were given the world's most fantastic political thriller that buffers every thirty minutes. To make up for being not-quite-great, the film stars all your favorites, Young-Old Harrison Ford, Glasses Girl Who No Longer Has Glasses, Prizmo (who makes excellent pickle juice), Dathomir, and of course, Marlon Wayans. With a cast like that, this has to be the greatest movie of all time, right? WRONG. It doesn't even have Vin Diesel (who may or may not be real, depending on who you believe). What it does have is racism, and lots of it. Honestly, everyone in this movie should just shut up and listen to everyone else, much like my family at the dinner table. Anyways, this movie has a lot to say, but it says it about nothing in particular. This includes but is not limited to topics such as moral relativism, destiny, idealism, death, obedience, and of course POLITICS. It always comes back to politics, and there's always a bigger fish. The way to stop that fish is to make sure you have the high ground, but it also helps to be the senate. In other words, time is an illusion that helps things make sense, and we're always living in the present tense. Will happen, happening, happened, cuz you and I will always be back then. Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod E-mail: [email protected] https://anchor.fm/al-pacino