Chapter 28: Sonic the Hedgehog - When You're There, You're Family

"Gotta go fast!" - said absolutely no one at any point during this movie. And you know what? While we're on the subject, why isn't the second movie called Sonic the Hedgehog: Gotta Go Fast, or Sonic the Hedgehog: Super Sonic, or perhaps the most obvious choice Sonic the Hedgehog: 2 Fast 2 Furryous. But I digress, c'est la vie. Life is just a videogame. Actually, maybe that's the point. No one says "Gotta go fast", because in reality, we needa go slow. Take a moment and smell the roses (not unlike the last name of a certain hammered female hedgehog). Life comes at you fast, and it's easy to let it pass you by. Don't be like Sonic, don't be blue. Be like Thomas and keep your brain juices flowing all the time. Sans lubricant. Even if it sometimes takes a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to do so. But back to Sonic 2's title. If the only new Sonic character is Tails, then anyone who listens to this episode (this means you, Shaggy Goose Egg Boi reading this) is legally obligated to RIOT!!! Unless Sonic 3 is titled Sonic & Knuckles, in which case all is forgiven. But if it's not..... we RIOT!!! Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: [email protected] https://anchor.fm/al-pacino