Chapter 30: Daredevil (2003) - Seein' in the Rain

It was a night like any other. I was blind... still. There I was, at my favorite coffee spot. When all of a sudden, the most beautiful girl walked in. Electric Nachos was her name, playground tiffs were her game. My partner Jork told me all about her, because I'm blind. Then he put mustard in my coffee. That sonuvabitch. He knew I was blind. But what he didn't know, was that I'm red batman. As we all know, pride can kill a man. But I'm catholic, and also blind, so I wouldn't know anything about that. All I know is darkness. And gymnastics. My whole life my dad was dead, except when he wasn't. But since he was, he was. And I made a promise to my dead dad. "Be blind the rest of your life, Matty. Cuz blind dudes get all the chicks until they're inevitably murdered by a guy named Bullseye and then they have to push that guy out of the window of their church cuz parasite rock" he said. I knew exactly what he meant. I am blind, and Bullseye does always inevitably kill the chicks. Anyway, the moral of this story is don't put mustard in a blind guys coffee, or your MOM 6-8 will become a WOW 8-9 #iykyk Also, I'm blind. Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: [email protected] https://anchor.fm/al-pacino