Chapter 36: Velocipastor - The Righteous War (Allegedly)

Buckle up, boyos and buckos, cuz this week the mics are HOT and the audio is FRIED. The Devil is out to get you, or maybe Wei Chan... or maybe the Holy Man, Father Reclamation himself. Who knows, because in this week's surprisingly substantial episode, your favorite Shaggy Goose Egg Bois get down and dirty with the world's spiciest topic. RELIGION! As stated in the bible (somewhere, probably. it's a big book alright. i didnt read the whole thing), cannibalism is okay as long as you're human. But that's something we don't have to worry about cuz Thomas already brushed his teeth. As for Jake, well, let's just say he and Frozen Walt Disney Head have a few things in common. And it is NOT of any concern to Adam Wingard, our new golden boi. According to Brendon Steere, China looks a lot like the very rare, not so dense, forests in New York but that's where Father Doug goes to lose God, and guess what. He's not there. So maybe Brendon Steere is saying something about how New York is a godless place, but what I can tell you for sure is, "Go to where God can't find you, and if he finds you, God or whatever." - Yanley Stelnats. Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: [email protected] https://alpacinosprisonscene.wordpress.com/ https://anchor.fm/al-pacino p.s. hey mr wingard if you ever need some crew, please get us