Chapter 40: Speed Racer - Pacino's Triangle Revisited

Al Pacino is dead. And you, the shaggy goose egg bois, killed him.

JK LOL

He's not dead, just on probation. And we all know there can't be an "Al Pacino's Prison Scene" if Al Pacino's not in Prison. So we here at the TUBI Factory (previously owned and operated by Frozen Walt Disney Head) have decided to tatafanow with one of Al's favorite films, Sped Raca'.

Sped Raca' is a tour de force in filmmaking by the Wachowski siblings, despite having the same plot as Cars 2. It stars Emily Harsh as the titular Sped, a racer who will never let racing change him. That's what it takes to take down Phineas T. Ratchet (known in this universe as Arnold Royalton) and his DAMN capitalism.

Sped Raca' is a full-on family affair, making it the perfect film to tatafanow. For those of you loyal Shaggy Goose Egg Bois that read this whole thing, good for you. You're why we do it. Make sure to keep emailing, tweeting, and screaming your love for us from the rooftops. It all helps. So while this may be tatafanow, it's not tatafaeva.

Stout and Saurkraut,

Jake and Thomas

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