Chapter 7: Mom & Dad - Nic Cage is our Daddy

WARNING!!! Some listeners may find the following podcast disturbing. Listener discretion advised...but who really cares, listen to it anyway. Have you ever been told by your parents that they hated you while you simultaneously screamed, "I wish I was never born," and then stormed off to a bar where you realized that nobody knew who you were but somehow you still existed, and for some odd reason were now a puppet frog,  then went out and saw that your once beloved town was now being run by a greedy land tycoon who destroyed everything your father had worked so hard for which led you to go on a journey in which you came to the understanding that no matter how hard your life may be, or how annoying your wife and children are you still love them because they are your family and would do anything for them? No? Me either and neither have Nic Cage or Selma Blair and that's why they tried to murder their children. This week the Shaggy Goose Egg Bois tackle the dichotomy of family life and delve into the innateness of Planned Obsolescence. Whether it be singing the Hokey Pokey while destroying your pool table or filling the basement with gas, Mom & Dad has it all. So come with me and you'll be in a world of constant aggravation. For anyone questioning their family life, just remember it's a love/hate relationship. Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: [email protected] https://anchor.fm/al-pacino