088: don't read this email it's really gross

hello podscripteaders (cool new term for podcast description readers), welcome to yet another installment of us. this week we read an extremely gross little email sent in by a listener who had...an unfortunate first date. it's a love story for the ages. there's excitement! there's suspense! there's pus! it's horrible. oh, and then we go on a very long and boring rant about social media so please feel free to stop listening at any point.