BaconBit: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Review

Ahoy, matey! Here be the Baconsale review fer the fifth film in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise: Dead Men Tell No Tales. Yarrrr! Shiver me timbers! Are you tired of all these pirate clichés yet? Then you may have something in common with the Baconsale crew. Will Jack Sparrow and his jokes save the movie? Or does it belong in the depths of Davy Jones' locker? Press play to find out! Be warned! The first 11 minutes are safe. After that, you're off the edge of the map, mate, because there be spoilers!