Dark Heroine: Episode 1

Season 3's new book is by far, the WORST book I've ever read, even for this podcast. It's so bad that this is the only time I'm drinking during a podcast recording. Enter our 'protagonist', Violet Lee, who gets kidnapped by 6 emo-Justin Bieber-looking vampires and still gets turned on even while her life is being threatened. Then we have our 'romantic lead' Kaspar, a 197 year old man who regularly assaults and murders girls without guilt. God I hate my life sometimes.