Ad Read: Episode 14 | Don’t Feel Stupid

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | Android Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed: Apple | Android In today’s episode, we read the following ads: Hot Dog Water Join the new health craze sweeping the nation with Hot Dog Water! So many different ways to use it, and all of them rule. Arson Assist Federation A new product update from the Arson Assist Federation. Subscribers and would-be subscribers, listen up! These changes could affect you or else. Jimmy’s Cursive School For Wayward Teens If you have troubled teens, bring them to Jimmy’s Cursive School. Jimmy wants to teach your teens cursive. Acura Whether you’re a busy parent or a stylish trust fund adult, Acura is the unassuming but stylish car for you. Hide and Seekers Oh, what are we hiding here? Something else… Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials. You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know. Another Thing? If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad! (Additional writing for this podcast by Cheru and Jon Robertson. Additional acting by Jon, Cheru, and he who shall not be named nor linked.)