Ad Read: Episode 16 | They Gave Me A Dog’s Face

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | Android Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed: Apple | Android In today’s episode, we read the following ads: Mcklenburger Glue The best in all natural glue. Best ingredients. Best machines. Best glue. Generations of tradition and innovation make this glue the top name in glue. W.E. Corporation Buy shares of Willy’s Excellence, a fortune 500 cookie company. Waste your money on something cool. Please. It’s much needed. Salutations Simulations Get the perfect life, guaranteed. Forget reality. Choose happiness instead. Medical Mart Check out all these services from Medical Mart! But mostly plastic surgery! It’s great! Stand Up Sam Barberton’s most controversial stand up comedian has a new comedy special on Barberton Channel One. Something else… Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials. You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know. Another Thing? If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad! (Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertson. Additional acting by Jon, Aaron Cooper, Cheru, Ed Carroll, and Carter Rodriguez of Chase Down Podcast.)