How to Terrify Men with a Spoon and a Stare | Boring History for Sleep

Boring History for Sleep - A podcast by Velvet

#art #history #painting #sleep #storytime Can't sleep? Let me softly drag you through the cold, muddy, surprisingly dramatic life of a Viking shieldmaiden.No myths. No dragons. Just wool cloaks, blunt axes, angry goats, and the constant threat of dying from soup.This is your cozy descent into Viking life β€” slow, sleepy, historically accurate(ish), and full of real dirt.πŸŒ™ Ideal for bedtime, naps, or existential dread.➀ Like & subscribe if you survived the stew.➀ Comment: "I earned my axe. Barely."➀ For more sleepy history, hit the πŸ””