Meghan Markle Is Jealous Of (checks notes) Kamala Harris

Who’s being weird? Not us.  This week:   Meghan Markle and Kamala Harris are actually the same person! Cool!   Did you know you’re the worst party guest and you’re eating all the canapes?  NOBODY IS HAVING CARNAL RELATIONS WITH A COUCH (we think)  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support