our frontal lobe was still cookin'

Today in the ScapeGOAT studio we're talking RUNAWAY stories with Blair Crimmins! Everyone has a runaway story. Maybe you had minimalist dreams of a nomadic lifestyle, all your belongings within a handkerchief on the end of a lil' stick. Or maybe you once picked up on a vibe, trusted your intuition, packed a bag, and did a FULL King Curtis impression down the driveway as you exited the situation. Blair and Davi will discuss their personal runaway experiences from childhood to adulthood, the fig newton diet, partake in a roger miller sing-a-long, and give tips on what to pack and what NOT to pack. Probably don't need to bring the "4 Player Minimum Board Game"  Davi corrects Blair on an outdated term but he doubles down because you know what? It's time to "bring it back". How come men are called "realists" while women are called "pessimists"? Maybe it's time for you to become the villain they always wanted you to be! Maybe you're due for a good adulthood run away, a move on, or a quit? Like most ScapeG.O.A.T. episodes, we find the positive in the GREATEST runaway story turned hostile workplace metaphor OF ALL TIME! Remember, sometimes you have to reach your dreams to find out they're actually trash that's weighing you down. Want more stories from when our frontal lobe wasn't fully cooked yet and access to exclusive audio missing from this episode? Hear the bits no one else gets, like "My Lymph Node Tried to Yolanda Me!" or long, lost episodes "10 Things Your Boss Should NEVER Say to You" and "Looking for The Upside with Callie Dauler"!  SEARCH and SUBSCRIBE to : "Davi The ScapeGOAT PLUS" on the platform you listen to your favorite podcasts and you'll get updates directly to your app!  Help keep America's runaway and homeless youth safe and off the streets! Are you or a friend considering running away? Are you a runaway that would like help getting back home to your family? They're here to help you! Call:   1-800-RUNAWAY (or) 1-800-786-2929 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices