12. 101 Reasons

Hayley and Hannah open with a life and business update, as well as an unearthing of a few disturbing artifacts from the depths of Hayley's teen angst. Hannah also provides the highly requested hot deets on her foam tanning regimen. Next up is a whirlwind recap of the Hometowns/Men Tell All mashup we experienced this week on the Bachelorette- everyone is confused on how Katie's season is going to end and we need answers. The RHONY recap this week focuses on Luann's career as a recording artist and Hayley and Hannah continue to shit on Kurt the nude model with the "chubby penis, even while flacid". Lastly, they dissect the most recent Bachelor Nation tweet-resurfacing drama- yes, yet another one. Delete your accounts y'all. Enjoy!