Steak Tip of the Day

Leaving a cruise ship is called disembarking. (Written without comment.) Just when the dummies think they have this parenting thing down, Evan realizes he doesn't cut his kids nails and Kevin doesn't enforce big times. Also Kevin has to make a rainforest diorama for school, I mean his daughter does, but you get it. And apparently "dioramas aren't what they used to be," says Kevin.