FA Cup sex noises, combined XIs and the elegant pointlessness of centre circles

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, David Walker and Nick Miller field January's listener entries for Mesut Haaland Dicks, where the Clichés faithful nominate their niche footballing fascinations and irritations. Among the selections are the need to explain dramatic football moments to nearby people who don't care, the provocative scourge of Combined XIs, the functional pointlessness of centre circles, and the underreported confusion of "Last 5 Matches" form graphics. Meanwhile, the Adjudication Panel assess the aftermath of the unprecedented live "sex noises" scenes on the BBC's FA Cup coverage. *** This episode is brought to you by Betterhelp, Visit betterhelp.com/fc today to get 10% off your first month. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices