Half-volleys and diving hysteria, with actual footballer Cillian Sheridan

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey and David Walker are joined by the much-travelled striker Cillian Sheridan for the latest edition of Mesut Haaland Dicks. Sheridan uses all his experience to share his love of retro football boots, the satisfaction of a good half-volley and why he gets so annoyed by football commentators. Meanwhile, he decides if he really is a "beanpole journeyman" and why diving just really isn't that big a deal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices