Square pegs in round holes: The Ultimate Makeshift XI

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, James Maw and Michael Cox cobble together a line-up of emergency goalkeepers, stoppers, enforcers and goal-poachers. Why is there such a rich history of strikers fancying themselves at centre-back? Why do we assume that ageing forwards will be able to retire to midfield and "spray the ball about"? Are right-footed left-backs the most unsatisfying sight in football? They're spectacularly out of position, but ready to do a job for you - it's the ultimate Makeshift XI. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices