The Best of Football Cliches in 2020

The pros and cons of actual jumpers for goalposts, the goalscoring word crisis, the uncertain future of “You’re Shit Aaaaaahhhhh!”, the theory behind a perfect knee-slide celebration, the Cliches quiz scandals of 2020, the psychological challenges of office 5-a-side, the most Champions Leaguey group possible, how to get your Soccer Saturday roving reporter name, the art of footballing small talk, the truth behind THAT generic crowd noise, why 90% of football pundits are wearing THOSE shoes….and the true meaning of “Not for me, Clive”, from the man himself. Brought to your ears in 2020 by The Athletic...this is the very best of Football Cliches. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices