The Definitive Barclays Premier League XI

Bald American goalkeepers, giant hapless centre-halves, functional wide men, set-piece specialists, defensive midfield enforcers signed off the back of a 7/10 major tournament, flash-in-the-pan foreign goalscorers….and Yakubu? The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and Nick Miller bring you the definitive Barclays Premier League ELEVEN! Subscribe to The Athletic Right now you can enjoy the Athletic for just £3.99 per month as part of our January sale. Enjoy great analysis and in-depth features from the very best football writers around, as well as ad-free versions of all of our podcasts.  Just go to theathletic.com/clichespod to sign up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices