COACHELLA, ADDISON RAE, JOHN WATERS

Well, Coachella has snuck up on us yet again this year! Lady Gaga attacked that desert stage like the true mother god that she is. Even though I was not in attendance, I comment on this year's music festival along with recounting the one time I was there in 2016 and saw Jared Leto scanning the crowd for groupies. I also discuss my new toe-smoking, pop queen Addison Rae in granular detail. Lindsay Lohan has a new sexy show in the works where she lies a lot. I saw John Waters do stand-up as the youngest person in the audience by thirty years. Lastly, everyone NEEDS to go see The Ugly Stepsister (2025). It is quite literally the ugly stepsister to our other favorite film The Substance (2024). Listen now! <3