How to Survive: The Cabin in the Woods (2011)

It's episode 98... and I'm drawing a line in the f**king sand here. Do not read the Latin! The Cabin in the Woods (2011) tells the story of a group of teenage friends who decide to spend the weekend at a remote cabin in some remote woods. Once they arrive at the cabin, bad things start to happen. But everything is not as it seems... We have our first Quick-Fire Survival Round; we discuss the benefits of using the 'surviving ally' horror trope to your benefit; and the benefits of using the 'surviving enemy' horror trope to your benefit. All of which leads to one question... How would you survive? Whatever happens, one thing's for sure...  Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics. Another classic film solved by the best movie podcast in the world.