Episode 144 - Everything Sucks

  Slack sucks, and Greg can rewrite it in a day. Self hosted slack? Hipchat from Atlasssian Matter Most Electron based Apps - scourge of memory ASCIIDOCTOR is based on Ruby, and in my project which uses it I get weird JRuby/Gems problems - ONLY under jenkins on linux. Pupper + Ruby + Gems / Chef ^ Clojure = Devops. Feedback from last show: Just use Docker for rebuilding images ( thats for the image, not the source IN the image tho ) Programmable builds done right with Kobalt from Cedric Beust. Last Week Tonight: Journalism(youtube) If programming if math - we all fail. JVM Language Summit 2016 Videos Jigsaw - it’ll be a pain ResultSet is actually in JavaSE, not EE, and is only an interface. Jigsaw moves this to the java.sql module. OSGi Split Packages - a nitemare Value Types - worthwhile? Maps turning null for both absent/empty value, but return Optional Jenkins Hate? Greg dislikes Jira - like really dislikes Jira. Silicon Valley - Scrum(youtube) Cube Drone - Scrum (youtube)