Go Suck a Cow's Dick

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma flies solo and talks bonding with a cowboy over taxes, a poop horror story, a mystery involving a unicorn and a penguin and her mother, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content!  ~ Head to PolicyGenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Start improving your brain health and cognition with First Person! Get 15% off your first order by going to getfirstperson.com and use code CLOSET. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices