Happy bat day, birth man - BOT STORIES

Welcome to your new comfort episode. We played rock, paper, scissors at the bar to decide whether or not the main episode should be us at peak sloppiness and your girl pulled through for you and won. After an incredible retelling of what it's like to be in a float tank, we bring you at least 5 more bot stories to pull you out of any menty b. For legal purposes, we can't guarantee that this episode or its contents can actually do anything, remember- we do in fact know dick about shit.