No Water in The Pool

How could you ignore the Kyle Rittenhouse trial right now. Just a good ole American kid out for a stroll? A moral vigilante protecting Buffalo Wild Wings and such? Or, a white supremacist who worships at the alter of the KKK? We get to the bottom of it on this objective news program. Paul Rudd drinking baby blood? Is that what makes him People’s Sexist Man of The Year? Tune in! No follow up questions for Aaron Rodgers? I say it’s a failure of sports journalism. Tune in. Travis Scott or Live nation or Satan, who is to blame?! Marjorie Taylor Greene’s forbidden love affair with Luis Farrakhan, Wasdadealis! And finally, Queen Kamala Harris wants trees categorized by race, NASA get to werk! It’s LongDays and you know was da deal is.