38. (The Colour of Mary) The Billiard Table Said Nothing...

… but louder this time.Yes, the hen do is back - displaying our terrible cinematic ignorance, reliving our Watership Down childhood traumas and possibly slandering some snooker players along the way. We enjoy a wonderfully dramatic Lady Jane and a very sexy Lovejoy (complete with Man U mug!) in this episode, which also sees the return of everyone’s favourite insufferable vulgarian: Charlie Gimbert!In the words of Mr Helen "Is it always like this?" Antique of the Week: Em will take the Ugly Sister hatstand (because we can't have crisp packets AGAIN) and Pol will have… well I’d rather not say. The original Lovejoy episode was written by Steve Coombes and Dave Robinson. It was directed by Ian McShane.