"The left thinks we should keep paralyzed people unemployed so they have more talking points on why we need the state"

This week A&W root beer says they're going to put pants on their Bear mascot to make fun of m&m's, which makes facebook conservatives even more mad and in the face of video evidence of Paul Pelosi's attack being released, the right wing continues pushing gay conspiracy theories, perhaps so they can continue to laugh at an 82 year-old man getting hit with a hammer Our top stories are the dystopian nightmare of putting paralyzed people to work piloting robot servers at a Japanese cafe, repackaged as heckin' wholesome capitalist propaganda in a pro-work facebook group. and Bill Maher keeps bringing up black slave-owners in an interview with Bryan Cranston, and a commenter has a warning to black men everywhere not to seek reparations in his wife's bedroom ------------------------------------------- Support the show for $5/month and get a weekly bonus episode of Minion Death Cult as well as our brand new weekly live show: DEATH CHAT 500 (also available in podcast form). That's TWO bonus episodes a week. Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult ------------------------------------ Music: The Breeders - Divine Hammer Kraftwerk - Robots H*milton George Washington song