2.3 What the tush is a push present?

Mat is discombobulated with the concept of a "push present" whilst Chess is furiously curious with the 'gooch' cream Mat keeps slapping on his crown jewels.  A very royal episode indeed.  With a ravenous sexual appetite making an appearance at week 19, Mat just can't keep up & this weeks' "Never Have We Ever" moment leaves no womb for the imagination.