Jam Expert Meghan Markle's packaging called Pretentious

Meghan Sussex has revealed the first full look at the packaging for her “As Ever” raspberry jam — and the result has left the public somewhat stunned. The Duchess showcased a gleaming white case nearly double the size of the actual jar, complete with gold detailing, a dainty white label, and a metal lid, all of which, to the casual observer, appear more befitting a luxury candle or perfume than a fruit preserve.  Palace Sources tell us yes Queen Elizabeth is indeed still dead and unable to comment.Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get all our shows on any player you love, hassle free! For Apple users, hit the banner on your Apple podcasts app which seays UNINTERRUPTED LISTENING. For Spotify or other players, visit caloroga.com/plus. No plug-ins needed!  You also get 20+ other shows on the network ad-free!    Subscribe to Deep Crown’s free newsletter at https://deepcrown.substack.com