Princess Peach's Regrettable Cake Comes To Life

My wife has a knack for baking special birthday cakes. In the years we've been together she's made me a Triforce cake, a Kirby cake, a Borderlands vault symbol cake, and a special cake for Homer Simpson to ruin on Maggaggie's birthday. This year she outdid herself though. Taking inspiration from @giganticbuddha's famous comic about Princess Peach telling Mario not to come to the castle, my wife baked a real life version of the princess's terrible cake. This is about as in-jokey as it gets because anyone who didn't play Super Mario 64 will be lost as to why this...