The Goon Show - Moon show
Relic time Radio - A podcast by jud - Sundays

In this episode, the poet Neddie Seagoon, in search of romance, cries for the moon. Blood tests reveal that the moon, owned by Count Moriarty, is French. Moriarty is forced to sell the moon by public auction, and Neddie outbids all his opponents to claim it. However, the authenticity of the moon is questionable.