29. You Talk Like A White Girl

Slap my ass and call me “Becky!” Either I’m a white girl, or someone needs to admit the education system failed them... I’ll place bets on the latter. I’M ALIVE!!! There’s no such thing as a “stay-at-home girlfriend” over here, so it’s back to the mic for SlimKim. Did everyone bump their heads and forget that Ch**a is an adversary and funds the special interests of R**sia? I love TikTok, too, but I’ll pull out my nationalist card for this one. Sell the clock app or GET TF OUT, bcc: all the Am...