6.17 - “Slarg?”

We’re starting out calm before things get chaotic with some Riverdale ASMR, and then jump into the important subplot of Tabitha eating popcorn, Cheryl’s creepy painting, Keyona’s original labor anthem, including a Pirate’s Cove at the convention, Betty’s powers not coming in handy at all, Kevin having good knife-ography, Veronica’s good advice being a sign her next episode will be a complete disaster, playing the harp at car shows, how TBK won American Idol, and Sam remembers the existence of American Psycho 2 starring Mila Kunis.