7.04 - “That Frog Is So Mother”

We recap Season 7, Episode 4 of Riverdale, “Love and Marriage” in which we discuss the slang we know, Kevin’s romance developing in the dark room, Midge using her pregnancy as a fame gimmick, giraffe ovulation, the 50’s not being so easy breezy, Toni being a mythical enigma, and double the Curdle double the Turtle.