7.15 - “Miss Grumpy Pants USA”

We recap Season 7, Episode 15 of Riverdale “Miss Teen Riverdale” in which we discuss how the Gettysburg address is boring, getting a referral bonus for the Sisters of Quiet Mercy, hanging your self portrait in the Guggenheim, seducing your friend’s dad, Evelyn spinning plates, drinking milk being sus, and two Demi Lovato references.