Bop Pretty Baby

Pour yourself a cup of covfefe and tune in to the podcast with the bigliest ratings. Huuge. Sorry losers and haters, but my ratings is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault. What a crowd, what a turnout. People are saying it has VERY HIGH MARKS. Much better than anyone else. The bestest. We will build a great, great show on our southern border, and we will make the Elbonians pay for that show. Mark my words. We are going to grab the podcast world by the kitty-cat. This show could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and they would still listen to it. If this show weren't my child, perhaps I'd be dating it. I'm intelligent. Some people would say I'm very, very, very intelligent. Why are we having all these people from shithole podcasts coming here? What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening. Fake rockabilly. Effervescent etudes from The Royal Guitar Ens, Sirocco Brothers, Unk Art and the Anons, Crazy Cavan and the Rhythm Rockers, Dale Richards, Mike Bell and the Belltones, Dallas Alexander, Marty Martin, The Diamonds, Brother Charlie Hendrickson, Danny McVey, George Birdwell, , Vince Maloy, Splinters, Abia Themba, Buddy Holly, and Marcel Bontempi.