Lost in the Attic

Festooned in cobwebs and mouse droppings, your hero emerges from the dark and dusty attic that looms two storeys above "The World Famous Studio in The Cupboard Under the Stairs". Clutched in his begrimed hands are a couple of dozen scratched 45s, swiped from a bottomless trunk of vintage vinyl.Lie back and enjoy these resurrected platters, many of which should probably have remained in dark and forgotten obscurity.British listeners may like to know about a new club starting soon. The BatKat Rockabilly Club, Friday 12 September 2010 at The Cricketers, Addiscombe Road, Croydon CR0 6SG, 8pm til 1am, FREE entry. Be there or be an equilateral four-sided polygon, daddio!