SJ Special Report: Qualcomm, Glitterbombs, iPad bends, it never ends ...

Surprise, cadets! We've turned off the cryogenic chambers for your long winter's nap to bring you up to speed on some breaking news that happened just as we were shutting down the ship's life support systems. There was a surprise new story about some iPad Pros shipping bent (doesn't seem to be a huge issue so far, but we're monitoring actual repair and return reports), along with more stunts from the Qualcomm legal team. You'll want to know about the "revenge against package thieves" video that featured a really great prank subsequently screwed up by the inventor and his buddies, and we even managed to squeeze in a quick Engineering Report about Mike's Ring doorbell ... all in under 20 minutes! Happy holidays, cadets, and the mission resumes in a fortnight! No, not the game ...