SJ194: It's ranting men! Updated iMacs, Qualcomm flaws, TikTok socked, Joz moves up, Pixel 4a, more

It's BLEEPAPALOOZA on the good ship Space Javelin this week, cadets, as special guest Peter Cohen and Cap'n Mike double team to bleach the last bones of the Q3 financials, trash talk the TikTok shock, and (in the words of clickbait headlines) EVISCERATE Apple's nonsensical response to the blocking of streaming game services like xCloud and Stadia! Shield your ears, cadets, because the rants are too dang high! https://appleinsider.com/articles/20/08/05/microsoft-in-talks-to-buy-tiktok-for-up-to-30-billion https://appleinsider.com/articles/20/08/04/phil-shiller-is-now-an-apple-fellow-greg-joswiak-promoted-to-senior-vice-president https://appleinsider.com/articles/20/08/05/virginia-launches-first-covid-19-exposure-notification-app-in-us-using-google-apple-api https://appleinsider.com/articles/20/08/06/compared-4999-27-inch-imac-vs-4999-imac-pro https://appleinsider.com/articles/20/08/05/the-high-end-27-inch-imac-is-more-pro-than-the-imac-pro-is https://appleinsider.com/articles/20/08/04/what-apples-nano-texture-is-and-what-it-brings-to-apples-new-27-inch-imac https://appleinsider.com/articles/20/08/05/compared-2020-27-inch-imac-vs-2019-imac-5k https://appleinsider.com/articles/20/08/04/updated-215-inch-imac-loses-hard-drives-gains-256gb-ssd-base-configuration https://appleinsider.com/articles/20/08/05/further-regulatory-filings-show-new-macbook-air-or-macbook-pro-on-its-way https://appleinsider.com/articles/20/08/06/first-macos-big-sur-fourth-ios-14-ipados-14-public-betas-now-available https://appleinsider.com/articles/20/08/05/fourth-macos-big-sur-beta-adds-support-for-4k-youtube-playback-in-safari https://appleinsider.com/articles/20/08/06/apple-explains-why-microsoft-xcloud-wont-be-coming-to-the-iphone https://appleinsider.com/articles/20/08/05/now-fixed-exploit-used-microsoft-office-macros-to-hack-macos https://appleinsider.com/articles/20/08/03/swiss-family-arrested-for-1m-counterfeit-iphone-repair-fraud https://appleinsider.com/articles/20/08/05/pair-arrested-in-netherlands-for-theft-of-629000-in-apple-watches https://appleinsider.com/articles/20/08/03/google-announces-the-pixel-4a-pixel-4a-5g-pixel-5-coming-in-fall https://www.theverge.com/2020/8/6/21356745/google-pixel-4-xl-discontinued-out-of-stock https://appleinsider.com/articles/20/08/06/intel-hacked-first-wave-of-stolen-chip-data-released-in-20gb-dump https://appleinsider.com/articles/20/08/03/mac-microsoft-office-2016-users-will-lose-365-cloud-services-in-october https://macdailynews.com/2020/08/06/apple-now-worth-43-times-dells-market-value/