Two Tongues, One Witch

Michael hooks up with a witch, who teaches him sacred ancient witch knowledge about split dick piercings and asshole tattoos. Speaking of learning, the boys also discuss how weird it is that pretty much anyone can be a substitute teacher, why doing stand-up comedy at a detox facility is hard as fuck, and how cum is definitely soup. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod