Topic Talk Game Edition | Kiss, Marry, Kill

In this episode of The A to Z English Podcast, Xochitl and Jack play several rounds of the game Kiss, Marry, Kill.The "Kiss, Marry, Kill" game is a social game that involves selecting three people and deciding which one you would kiss, which one you would marry, and which one you would kill, usually based on hypothetical scenarios or personal preferences.Transcript:00:00:01JackWelcome to the A-Z English podcast. My name is Jack and I'm here with my co-host social. And today we're going to do a topic top topic talk game episode and this game is called Kiss Mary Kill.00:00:17JackAnd social, are you familiar with the kiss Mary kill?00:00:21XochitlYes, it's a game. You play a lot in, like middle school. I would say in when you're a middle schooler, uh. So like, you know, maybe the ages of 12 or 13. Yeah. And you pick a three different people, usually celebrities. And you have to decide who you would.00:00:25JackRight.00:00:42XochitlFish marry or kill out of those three celebrities.00:00:46JackExactly. Exactly so.00:00:49JackI'm going to give you 3 right now. OK, who would you kiss? Who would you marry and who would you kill if you had to? Again, this is the game is you have to choose.00:01:03JackOne for each person. So Santa Claus.00:01:04발표자Hmm.00:01:08JackThe tooth fairy.00:01:10JackThe Easter Bunny.00:01:13XochitlOK. Well, they kind of made they they made this one like a little easy for me. Maybe I would. I would kill the Easter Bunny.00:01:29XochitlBecause he's a Bunny one and two, you can make pretty good rabbits. Stew or fried rabbit. And he's big, so you could make a lot. You could feed a whole family, two tooth fairy. I would kiss and then Santa Claus.00:01:36JackThat's true. That's true, yeah.00:01:41JackYou can see the whole family, yeah.00:01:49XochitlI would marry because, uh, three toys for the rest of your life. That living on North Pole sounds like a bummer, but.00:01:59XochitlUh, you could take his magic sleigh and probably go to the beach or wherever you wanted.00:02:04JackYeah, yeah. Now let me just think about he's kind of like the king of the North Pole. Like you're you. That means you're the queen like you.00:02:06XochitlSo you kind of have.00:02:14XochitlYeah, but who really wants to be the queen of the North Pole, though? It's like they're really close.00:02:18JackI don't know, it just seems like.00:02:20JackAll the you know the the workshops and all the elves and everything. It just seems like a like a bustling little city. I don't know. It might get old but.00:02:30XochitlI think it's cold. I think it's like cold, but you would get to, we did have a conversation like a little similar like would you want to visit the North Pole or something before? And I think it would be cool because you would be like exposed to it, a new culture that you've never been exposed.00:02:44Xochitl2.00:02:44JackYeah, that's true. That's true. I mean, other than like the tooth fairy culture, which is just like you just.00:02:46XochitlWhich I think of you.00:02:50XochitlBut you did too big to enjoy it like, cause you, like, crush all the fairies you could. You couldn't stay anywhere. You could only like, look at them with a magnifying glass or something, I assume.00:02:55JackRight. I didn't think about that. She's tiny.00:03:02JackNow you could study them scientifically.00:03:03XochitlCan you? I have a question actually answer. Can you shrink down to fairy size if you marry the tooth fairy?00:03:13JackYeah, because, I mean, if you, if you even just for a kiss you you're you know it it doesn't work unless you're equal size. I mean, I'm assuming you said kiss the tooth fairy because you know that the the breadth and the and is minty fresh and.00:03:30XochitlI didn't think about that. I was just thinking, I thought you couldn't shrink down the tooth fairy size and in that situation.00:03:32발표자Oh.00:03:37XochitlWhy would I want to be like stuck? You know, I out walked outside of a world that I couldn't access because it's tiny. It's like the size of your hand or whatever. Yeah.00:03:47JackYeah, well, they have to be big enough to carry teeth around, but makes it and leave coins, yeah.00:03:52XochitlOh, OK, that's true. So maybe they're like the size of the baby, or like a toddler or something, but, well, I.00:03:57JackYeah, it's.00:03:59XochitlThought they were.00:03:59XochitlSmaller than that, I thought they were like the size of a Hummingbird, but they just had, like Ant level strength, so they can carry the teeth.00:04:04JackRight. They they I think that's what they're like. They're like hummingbirds. You know, they're almost. You can't even see them.00:04:10JackUh.00:04:10XochitlYeah, but I guess they can. I guess maybe they would be imperceptible because they have special magic. Maybe to shrink the teeth down or something if they. If they can shrink. If I could shrink down to the size of the tooth fairy, I'm it might be more of a debate. But if I can't adjust my size, then I'm cool with marrying Santa.00:04:18JackYes.00:04:30JackOK. No, I I think you, I think you nailed it this one. I think you're right on.00:04:34XochitlOK. Yeah. What's your name?00:04:35JackDefinitely. Bunny Stew, minty fresh kiss and you get to be the queen of the North Pole. So I'm.00:04:43JackI'm down with that. That's that definitely works.00:04:47JackOK, let me see here. I've got a couple of other ones. We'll do a couple more. Alright, Harry Potter.00:04:54JackHermione Granger, Ron Weasley.00:04:57JackThese are the very proud.00:04:58XochitlHarry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley. I always had a soft spot for Ron. Only yes, I always did. I don't know why my ginger. Yeah, I come from a ginger family and I'm kind of I'm. I have my hairs all burned. So. So yeah, I I I I only synthesize with him.00:05:05JackReally.00:05:08JackGinger. OK, interesting.00:05:19XochitlHowever, he wouldn't be the best choice to marry practically just because, uh.00:05:26JackYeah, he's kind of a he's. He's just.00:05:27XochitlAnd this is kind of stupid. Well, supposedly stupid I did. I used to resent that when I was younger, but as I've grown older, he is a little bit on the numb school side and he's poor. So you're not getting a lot out of him. It's not the practical choice.00:05:29JackRight, right.00:05:44JackAnd it's not like in in that in that world, it's like if your if your family is is like.00:05:50JackWere.00:05:51JackThere you, you will be exactly like your family. There's there's no like moving up.00:05:57JackIt's just that's what they are. Like the Weasleys are these kind of bumbling, happy family, but but poor people, it's it's it's very strange, yeah.00:05:57XochitlRight.00:06:07발표자Right.00:06:09XochitlSo Jane or it's like you could marry Hermione, and then no, I don't. I OK, I would not want to marry her mind just because she seems like such a perfectionist. I think it would be hard to be yourself fully because I feel like she'd only be pushing you to better yourself, which can be great, but like at some point you want to be comfortable in a long term marriage.00:06:29XochitlRight. I mean I think.00:06:30JackYeah.00:06:30JackYeah.00:06:31XochitlSo I think for me, I would kiss Hermione and I would marry Ron.00:06:35XochitlUM.00:06:37XochitlAnd I would kill Harry. I never liked Harry that much. I'll be real.00:06:40발표자Yeah.00:06:41JackYeah, he is annoying.00:06:43JackYeah, I'm gonna kill Harry immediately. Yeah, but I'm gonna marry.00:06:44XochitlHe is.00:06:46XochitlOK. OK. On the same page as be interesting, OK.00:06:49JackYeah, well, I'm. I'm. I'm also on the same page, but I think you know, I'm gonna marry Hermione and probably just kiss Ron because he'll appreciate it. You know, even just a kiss.00:07:02XochitlRight. He won't care either way, I guess. Why would you want to marry Hermione? I'm interested.00:07:03JackYeah, you won't care either way, yeah.00:07:09JackI know I I I mean she she's very intelligent, you know. She's got that's why.00:07:14JackI thought she.00:07:14JackWas too good for Ron. You know, when they got together? Didn't they end up together in the?00:07:18XochitlThat's true. Yes, they do end up together.00:07:19JackIn the books.00:07:21JackYeah. Yeah. I always wanted Harry. I thought, you know, Harry and Hermione would.00:07:26XochitlI never liked that. I didn't think they'd be a good match. I didn't like.00:07:30XochitlI I thought Hermione was fine with Ron.00:07:35XochitlI didn't like I I thought that maybe Harry and Luna Lovegood would have been a good match instead of Harry and Jenny.00:07:42JackYeah. No, I agree with that too. Yeah, you're right. You're right. But.00:07:46JackBut but I mean.00:07:47JackI I was, I was kind of cheering for Ron, like like he's he he married way.00:07:52JackOutside of his, you know.00:07:55XochitlWeek maybe?00:07:57JackYeah, he he's he. He's he's he's fighting way above his weight class, we say in.00:08:03XochitlBut but it it's shown in the in the in the movies in the book that if he had more confidence he could achieve a lot. Because remember when he was like a a star Quidditch player and it was really just because.00:08:16발표자This.00:08:17XochitlHe had confidence because they had the little vial that was supposed to make him uhm.00:08:23XochitlMake all your dreams come true or whatever. And he drank it and he was a star colitis player. But then Harry just started refilling it with water or something. And Ron still kept winning. All the quidditch matches cause he was actually just really skilled sportsman athlete.00:08:31JackHi.00:08:35JackRight, right. He just had low. He just has low self esteem, you know. Yeah, yeah.00:08:39XochitlYes. Yeah. So I anyway, I would be happy with with Ron, but I see your point about marrying her money. But don't you think it would get old to have someone that was that much of A?00:08:49XochitlJust gonna be grinding on you.00:08:50JackYeah, I know. But I'm but.00:08:53JackYeah, I mean, I I've been. I already married Hermione. Like already. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So.00:08:57XochitlOh, your wife's like that. Oh, so she's a perfectionist as well.00:09:02JackYeah, yeah, type A, you know, perfectionist married a schlubby. Ron Weasley, type guy. Except I'm not ginger. I don't have ginger.00:09:11XochitlIf you're not, you're bald.00:09:11발표자Yeah.00:09:12JackYeah, I'm bald. So yeah, it's even worse. And yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But when I, when I just had that epiphany.00:09:17XochitlThat's funny.00:09:22JackLike about 5 seconds ago I was like ohh alright I I already married her mine so.00:09:24XochitlOh yeah.00:09:27XochitlYeah, I like being the smart one in the relationship. Maybe most women do. I don't know if if our listeners feel like that, let us know. I like. I think I like being the smart one and the perfectionist and everything in a relationship. I I don't want someone who's like smarter than me, me like, be more perfusionist than me, if that makes sense.00:09:45JackYeah.00:09:47JackI think that makes sense and I think I think a lot, a lot of men appreciate intelligent women. You know, it's not, you know, especially if you're if you have low self esteem like me and Ron, then you, you you're not you're you're not like scared of of intelligent women you're just like oh, I appreciate that you know it's like.00:09:52발표자That's fair.00:10:07XochitlBut I admire that. It's like since I.00:10:08JackYeah, I admire that. Like who? Someone's got to balance the checkbook in in this, in this household, someone has to know where the money is and which banks they're stored in. Do you know, I don't know that information. So.00:10:21발표자Erase.00:10:25JackAlright, let's do one last one, because this is too funny for me. Batman, Catwoman, the Joker.00:10:34발표자Ah.00:10:36XochitlDifficult. It's hard to decide between killing Batman or the Joker because they're two sides of the same coin.00:10:43JackI know.00:10:44XochitlUh.00:10:47XochitlBut at least Batman like.00:10:49XochitlBatman is marginally better, so I would kill the Joker, kiss Batman. I definitely marry Catwoman because she's better than than.00:10:57XochitlEither.00:10:57JackShe's like the least worst option. Like, at least all she does is steal. She's not a killer. She's.00:11:00XochitlYes, you like to leave bad.00:11:03JackNot like a murderer.00:11:05XochitlRight. She's just like, yeah, she's only got something up her sleeve, but she's not as bad.00:11:09XochitlAs the other two who are like the same.00:11:10JackRight. She's she's sneaking out at night, but you're like, OK. All right, at least you're not trying to kill me in my sleep, you know?00:11:20XochitlAnd my food would kill other people or whatever. So yeah.00:11:22JackAnd Batman would just be brooding around all the time. He'd be so depressing, you know, to marry Batman.00:11:28JackIt'd be like, you know, it's like smile once in a while. Come on, man.00:11:32XochitlAnd you said, did you launch you with money and it's like, have you ever seen that meme? That's like, the only reason that Batman mask doesn't cover his whole face is because he needs police to know that he's white.00:11:44XochitlRight, right. Right. That's so true. So he, he just told you with money, so I wouldn't.00:11:47JackYes, yes.00:11:52XochitlThey want to marry him, I don't think.00:11:52JackYeah.00:11:54JackSo yeah, I'm gonna kill the Joker because the the the Joker is just pure chaos. Like he he's a scorpion. You know the Batman? I guess I I'd have to kiss him. Which, you know, maybe he's still not going to smile, you know?00:12:01XochitlYeah, he's a problem.00:12:14JackSo brooding all the time, so angry and I'd marry Catwoman. But I wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw her because.00:12:23JackYou know, it's Catwoman. She's a a cat burglar, so yeah.00:12:27XochitlRight. Yeah. If she's only got something up her sleeve, she'll probably disappear after a month of marriage. So.00:12:32JackRight into the seat. Just she'll just run away and you get into the annulled and move on with your life and.00:12:38XochitlYeah. So that'd be nice. You wouldn't have to worry about being tied to either the chaos of the Joker playing mind games or to Batman, who's just a nightmare.00:12:46발표자Exactly.00:12:47XochitlShooting.00:12:47JackReally. Yeah. The narcissist, the depressive and the I don't know. What you what Catwoman is but.00:12:54XochitlAnd it's like the avoidant, probably like the avoidance. Yeah.00:12:56JackYou're right.00:12:58JackIt's it's. This is definitely at least worse kind of situation here, but.00:13:03XochitlYeah.00:13:05JackAlright. Well that's it. We I think we we got it done.00:13:08JackToday.00:13:09XochitlAlright, listeners, let us know what you think and this is actually fun if you wanna. If you want us to do more episodes like this, let us know. Tell us who you would kiss, marry or kill in the comments. 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