A Double Feature From the Depths of Reddit

Today we hear about two different stories that were dug up from the depths of Reddit. In our first story we hear about OP's accidentally over powered bidet. 2 hours after the incident, OP still can't trust their farts. The second story we hear about is about someone who loves to donate blood, but has a mishap after a donation that makes them proceed with caution when donating in the future.