Dr. Ethan's Dating Cinematic Universe

A classic Crunch episode. One of my favourites in years! - Unpaid Summer Intern Reagan, JD.In this episode:Patrick demands fan art, Ethan would rather do it himselffaking a mars-canadian girlfriend without the internetWho impregnated Bill Gates mom? The answer may suprise you.what ethan would do if he owned twitterdevastating results of the crunch summer surveyethan feels powerful in a henley shirt"emma, get my buncomb!"ducktective noirJC Penny Goose Sentinelseating stuffed olives to give your baby a friendgifted kid syndrome and media addictionThe JJ Reddick Article: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/21/sports/jj-redick-sixers.htmldid Jesus have a routine?becoming scandalized by our own inability to follow our self-imposed rules of lifethe problem with the pharisees. You do have to give it to em.we must live excelently, as the saints did.The right response to continually failing at a routineEthan hates writing articles, but wants to be a writerthe little-known wife of Mark Twainthe best gift you can give your future spouse?one-legged skiing. Ethan demands how.Ethan attempts to set up a terrible joke three times.the last DEDC for awhile? Not if you submit your dating woes, faithful listener. Go to bit.ly/crunchdiscord > dating-corner to find the link.Ethan tries to convince Patrick to name his son Patrick Neve the IVth. Patrick names him Leo anyway.Check out patreon.com/thecrunch and support the show for $5/month if you'd like to access episodes early and ad-free. Thanks!Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-crunch/donationsAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy