A wee puckly stories from today's P&J on the 18th of March 2024

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express - in today's comeback special - equivalent to Elvis' '68 Comeback TV special - probably, we have the following news items; Mum slams NHS after pleas ignored, Goat curry takeaway to close after smell complaints, Joyriders to get sprayed with DNA, Cullen Skink world champions announced Rolex shop to open as part of Jamieson & Carry upgrade, Dons are good really, says Dons midfielder! Man United thrash Liverpool, Affa heat in Aberdeenshire Cheers