A Low Key Locutus (VOY S1E12)

When a concussed Tuvok and a persistently vegetative Chakotay return from a trade mission, Janeway is given a chance to cut some dead weight from her senior staff. But when she fails to see the opportunity for what it is, a Fallen alien presence begins haunting the ship. What’s the most embarrassing body part to meld with? What percentage of the Delta Quadrant’s population is made up by beings of pure energy? Fuckin’ magnets: how do they work? It’s the episode that’s the second fanciest reason to buy a six-pack cooler!