Minute 059: Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are

HOSTS: PETE THE RETAILER AND ALEX ROBINSON OFTHE STAR WARS MINUTEEve holds out a berth key to the porter. “I found this on the floor,” she says. “Does it belong to you?”“Yes, ma’am,” says the porter. “I’ve been looking all over for it.”“I’ll wait outside,” says Eve.“Thank you,” says the porter. In the roomette lavatory, Roger examines travel-sized toiletries.  There’s a tiny shaving brush, and an even tinier safety razor. “Thank you, Porter,” says Eve, as the porter leaves. “Thank you, ma’am,” replies the porter. “Good night now.”“Good night,” says Eve. The door closes.“Come out, come out, wherever you are,” says Eve through the lavatory door. “The porter,” explains Eve. She sits on the bed.“So I see,” says Roger, turning off the light. “Where were we?” asks Roger. “Here,” replies Eve. She kisses him. “Ah, yes,” says Roger.