Minute 109: What’s Your Excuse?

THIS WEEK’S HOSTS: Tierney Steele Callahan and Megan Coleman from The M*A*S*H Minute Roger and Eve discuss the tidiness of Roger’ “death.” “Rather well, I thought,” says Eve.  “Yes,” says Roger. “I thought I was quite graceful.” “Considering it’s not really your kind of work,” says Eve. “Well, I got into it by accident,” says Roger. “What’s your excuse?” “I met Phillip Vandamm at a party one night, and saw only his charm,” says Eve. “Oh,” says Roger. “I guess I had nothing to do that weekend,” says Eve, “so I – I decided to fall in love.”  “That’s nice,” says Roger. “Eventually, the Professor and his Washington colleagues approached me with – – a few sordid details about Phillip, and they told me that my relationship with him made me uniquely valuable to them,” says Eve.  “Mm-hm,” says Roger. “So, you became a girl scout.” “Maybe it was the first time anyone asked me to do something worthwhile,” says Eve.  “Has life been like that?” asks Roger. “Mm-hmm,” agrees Eve.